2/26/2007

Game Thread: Knicks vs. Heat


The Knicks are back home tonight to face the Miami Heat. The Knicks best get their act together and make up for their loss last night by defeating the Wade-less Heat. David Lee may be returning, while it looks like Steve Francis may be done for...well...forever. Jerome James might finally make some sense in the starting lineup tonight, as there has to be someone on the floor to foul Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah.

I told you these were gonna be shorter. Anyway, this is a game thread, so post any comments about the game, the new Know the Opponent feature, fried rice, sandboxes, badminton, "Chill Factor", and komodo dragons as the night goes on. I'll be back later with your game notes. I'm starting to believe that numerous comments increase the Knicks' chances to win, so bring the damn comments. Go Knicks. Peace.

28 comments:

Seth said...

Random Prediction: Eddie Jones is gonna go nuts for the Heat.

Barnesgasm said...

No way. Zeke knew the one thing about Jerome James nobody else does when he signed him: Anti-teleport technology.
That would at least explain something.

Seth said...

That shrewd bastard. He had us all along. It's almost TOO simple.

willymilly said...

Balkman= The black Dlee. He has to get more minutes with Lee out.

He hits threes too.

Seth said...

Agreed. Except for the three pointers part.

Barnesgasm said...

I never thought I would say this, but Malik Rose is unstoppable.
I checked my fantasy basketball league for the first time in two months yesterday, and added Kapono to my roster. I now realize someone must have told him as a child that statistics carry AIDS.

Seth said...

Malik is the Shaq-stopper, yo.

I don't think I've checked my fantasty roster in 3 months. This blog business owns me.

willymilly said...

Yeah, it's true he doesn't make threes, however I think it was in the Bucks game he made one.. and i proceeded to go buck.. buck wild.

willymilly said...

The readers of this blog should start a league next year.

Seth said...

Haha, it'd be a small league, but I'm game to get that going next year.

Barnesgasm said...

Wait... blogs take effort? Thanks for telling me that last Thursday, man.

Seth said...

I owe you one for grabbin me some game notes, man.

Barnesgasm said...

I meant starting the slackariffic son of dippin, shameless plug, the game notes was just my pleasure. My Jerome James hating pleasure. Sick first half.

Seth said...

45-39 at the half, kids. Thoughts?

Seth said...

Oh, gotcha. Well I read more of the dippin stuff last night and its fuckin hilarious...so I'd say it's worth the effort.

Barnesgasm said...

I liked our interior presence with Curry on HOLY SHIT MAGIC offense and our tough d on WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING BEHIND THOSE CURTAINS HOW DO THEY DO THAT HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING shaq by malik.

willymilly said...

Eddy looked GOOD. Malik was actually productive, and I think Breen his high, he was chuckling like a little girl after the alley oop attempt.

Shaq can't and won't stick with Eddy if E-Bagz plays well.

Anybody know the name of the song for that Nike commercial where all the ballers are rollin up in white warm up suits?

Seth said...

barnes- About the magic...in the words of Allen Iverson in "Like Mike", HOW HE DO DAT!?

willy- I was wondering that myself. I'm gonna do a little research.

Seth said...

"The Second Coming"- Juelz Santana and Just Blaze

willymilly said...

dip set

Seth said...

willy, I might have to correct you. Eddy Curry is playing like the black DLee.

Barnesgasm said...

Lets get this straight:
David Lee: Black like Tony Romo is black
Eddy Curry: Actualy Black DLee
Renaldo Balkman: Scary haired DLee
Malik Rose: White DLee
Derrek Lee: Ruined my fantasy baseball season last year.
David Lee Roth: Van Halen sucks.
Nate Robinson: Mini DLee who shoots too much and occasionally fights people.

Seth said...

Somehow...that makes perfect sense.

Barnesgasm said...

You'd think a neckbeard like Kapono's would affect his shot, but no.

Seth said...

Yeah, it's like trying to shoot with a damn scarf on. I don't know how he does it.

willymilly said...

Malik Rose: White DLee

funniest thing i've read all night.

Seth said...

Great game. Glad you guys kept me company. Recap lataz.

Barnesgasm said...

Fuck yeah! White DLee pickin up an assist! Jamal nailin it down! good d down the stretch! Steph taking over! knicks basketball bitch! 1.5 out of playoffs, 2 behind miami, 1 behind orlando if they lose. Lets go.