Know the Opponent- Seattle Supersonics
Meet the Sonics!
#34 Ray Allen- Though most famous for his performance in He Got Game, Ray developed his acting chops playing lead roles in off-Broadway productions of Cats and Les Miserables.
#44 Andre Brown- Andre's rookie cards are used as currency in several war-torn African nations.
#4 Nick Collison- In his past life, Nick was a Ram. Not a sheep ram, a Dodge Ram.
#21 Danny Fortson- Danny has adapted to his cold Northwestern habitat by developing a protective layer of blubber to keep himself warm.
#15 Mickael Gelabale- Mickael wears the same hat size as Mr. Met.
#7 Rashard Lewis- Rashard opted to skip college, but has been spending his summers getting a degree in the Way of the Samurai.
#27 Johan Petro- Johan is quite pleased with his NBA lifestyle, but remains mildly disappointed with this country's selection of discotheques.
#8 Luke Ridnour- For one reason or another, most autograph hounds that Luke encounters are LOTR fanatics.
#18 Mouhammed Sene- Mouhammed's first paying job was as a periscope.
#31 Robert Swift- During the offseason, Robert can be found loitering outside of various malls in the Seattle area.
#25 Earl Watson- Earl's vehicle of choice is a Razor scooter.
#54 Chris Wilcox- In the NCAA, the "Chris Wilcox Rule" prohibits players from rebounding with their teeth.
#12 Damien Wilkins- At Wilkins family reunions, Damien is the valet.
#29 Mike Wilks- Mike is widely considered to be the league's "giggliest" player.
Those are you Seattle Sonics. Game thread and notes cominatcha tomorrow. (I will be in attendance).
Posted by Seth at 9:34 PM